The machine knows up to 107 things about you that you should know.

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The ticket booth

Gift a ticket

You don't need their birthday. You buy the ticket; they feed the machine their own details when they redeem it.

Write the ticket

Send it to them on a date optional

A printable carnival ticket with a single-use code. $9.95 + tax

What they'll unseal

The real six pages, every line sealed. Theirs prints from their own birthday.

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  1. Page 1 of 6, Who you are, with every line sealed. Sections: Your sign, Your Moon, Your rising sign, Your number, Your strongest traits, Your gifts, Your challenges, Chinese year · stone · flower, Your angel number.1 Who you are
  2. Page 2 of 6, The machine says, with every line sealed. Sections: The machine's reading, The lesson that keeps finding you, Your turning points, The old rhyme, Your days.2 The machine says
  3. Page 3 of 6, Your sky, with every line sealed. Sections: Your placements, Your aspects, The sky the day you arrived.3 Your sky
  4. Page 4 of 6, Love & your people, with every line sealed. Sections: Your love chart, Your love matches, The people in your life.4 Love & your people
  5. Page 5 of 6, Work & money, with every line sealed. Sections: Your work, Your money, Work this year, Money this year.5 Work & money
  6. Page 6 of 6, Your year ahead, with every line sealed. Sections: Your year ahead, Love this year, Month by month, Your lucky charms.6 Your year ahead

How a gift ticket works

  1. You pay on Stripe's checkout page.
  2. The ticket PDF comes to your email ("Laura bought you a ticket at The Midway Machine"), with your message, a QR code and a single-use code.
  3. If you chose a date and gave their email, the machine also sends it to them that day.
  4. They redeem the code and enter their own name and birthday. Their card prints for them.

Not sure what they'll get? See every section on the card.

For entertainment and self-reflection. Astrology and numerology are traditions, not science.

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