The machine knows up to 107 things about you that you should know.

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The more you feed the machine, the more it reveals. Your name and birthday are all it needs. A birth time and birthplace make the moon details sharper.

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Your personalized card prints in minutes. $9.95 + tax

You pay on Stripe's secure checkout page; your card details never touch this site. Apple Pay and Google Pay work there too. Your name is printed exactly as you type it (40 characters at most).

What do I get? Gift a ticket Have a ticket or code?

The card it prints

These are the real six pages, every line sealed. Yours arrives unsealed. Every section on it.

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  1. Page 1 of 6, Who you are, with every line sealed. Sections: Your sign, Your Moon, Your rising sign, Your number, Your strongest traits, Your gifts, Your challenges, Chinese year · stone · flower, Your angel number.1 Who you are
  2. Page 2 of 6, The machine says, with every line sealed. Sections: The machine's reading, The lesson that keeps finding you, Your turning points, The old rhyme, Your days.2 The machine says
  3. Page 3 of 6, Your sky, with every line sealed. Sections: Your placements, Your aspects, The sky the day you arrived.3 Your sky
  4. Page 4 of 6, Love & your people, with every line sealed. Sections: Your love chart, Your love matches, The people in your life.4 Love & your people
  5. Page 5 of 6, Work & money, with every line sealed. Sections: Your work, Your money, Work this year, Money this year.5 Work & money
  6. Page 6 of 6, Your year ahead, with every line sealed. Sections: Your year ahead, Love this year, Month by month, Your lucky charms.6 Your year ahead

What happens next

  1. You pay on Stripe's checkout page.
  2. The machine calculates your signs and numbers, picks your lines from its library, and checks the card before it goes out.
  3. Your card arrives by email as a PDF, usually within minutes. You can watch its progress on your order page.

If the machine's checker isn't happy with a card, a person looks at it by hand and it reaches you within 24 hours. If it doesn't arrive or something's wrong on it, we fix it or refund it: see refunds.

For entertainment and self-reflection. Astrology and numerology are traditions, not science.

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